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5minutesoff's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 12 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 100 Points

Cap Stack

First Cap Unlocked 10/1/10
5 Points
Wear your first cap
Cap-mmander Unlocked 10/1/10
10 Points
Earn a gold medal!
Bragging Rights 5 Points Send your score for the world to see!
Cap-det 5 Points Earn a bronze medal!
Cap-tain 5 Points Earn a silver medal!
Not the Keys 5 Points Figure out the controls!
Quitter 5 Points Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Achiever 25 Points Get at least 7 achievements
Beating your own 25 Points Now try to beat your highscore!
Cap-mmodore 25 Points Earn a platinum medal!
Cowboy 25 Points Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
First Hiscore 25 Points Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Magician 25 Points Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Perfectionist 25 Points Catch all caps at any one level
Stack Burner 25 Points Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Touch the Sky 100 Points Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/340 points)

Feed the King

Precise Unlocked 10/8/10
5 Points
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Adrenaline Rush 5 Points Perform a Danger Bonus!
Expired Explosion 5 Points Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Back to Work 10 Points Wake up the Guard!
Cakesaver 10 Points Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Lifesaver 10 Points Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Slowsaver 10 Points Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Timesaver 10 Points Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Fortune 25 Points Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Adores Eating 50 Points Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Bird Collector 50 Points Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Bonus Frenzy 50 Points Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Picky Picker 50 Points Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Space Buster 50 Points Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Supreme Scorer 50 Points Score 150 000 points.
Alienated 100 Points Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/490 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/25/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/25/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Hungry Gamers

Grab Bag Unlocked 10/23/12
5 Points
Grab the bag!
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
Crowd Pleaser 25 Points You call that a kiss?
To the Dogs 100 Points Defeat Cato

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)

It's a wonderful FULP!

Sexual Lobster doll Unlocked 12/6/11
5 Points
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Best game ever! 5 Points Your tearing me apart Lisa!
Captain 5 Points What? No Steve?
Leo's Socks 5 Points There fo yo feet silly!
No touchy touchy! 5 Points Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Wade's Ban Hammer! 5 Points Oh SNAP!
Weebl's Waffels! 5 Points Yum Yum!
Merry Christmas! 100 Points Be here on Dec 25

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)

LARRY: Big Dipper

Falling Toilet Unlocked 6/2/10
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Angry Rock Basher 25 Points destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Gem Collector 25 Points Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Glutton for Recovery 25 Points use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Nice And Healthy 25 Points Collect all health orbs in a single run
Rageaholic 25 Points Collect all rage orbs in a single run
Free Faller 50 Points survive for 3 minutes
Massive Damage 50 Points Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Badass Dipper 100 Points Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Falling Llama Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hungry Hungry Homer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)

Manhattan Project

Pump up the Volume Unlocked 6/20/10
5 Points
Reach chaos for the first time
Einstein Approves 25 Points Buy the Atomic Bomb
Hero-shima 25 Points Purchase all of the store upgrades.
I came prepared. 25 Points Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
E=MCpwned 50 Points Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
You must be a relative... 50 Points Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Teacher's Pet 100 Points Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Extinction Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/290 points)

Pee Man - The Game

Phase I Unlocked 11/6/10
5 Points
Complete the first phase.
Phase II Unlocked 11/6/10
10 Points
Complete the second phase.
Phase III 25 Points Complete the third phase.
Phase IV 50 Points Complete the final phase.
Split Stream 50 Points Fully load your bladder.
Perfect 100 Points Win without taking any damage.
Fried Fish Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)

Pilgrimage

Abstraction Unlocked 6/4/09
10 Points
Beat the game.
Imagination 10 Points Read all the signs.
Appreciation 25 Points Get all the coins.
Predestination 25 Points Kill all the enemies.
Juxtaposition 50 Points Don't take damage.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)